Hockeyhead

Patrick Roy was a great goaltender, and to many he was a childhood hero.  He must have broken a few hearts when all of the children grew up and realized he was sleazy son-of-a-bitch.  Karma is a motherfucker Patrick.  The debate will probably rage on for a good many years as to who actually is the greatest goaltender of all time.  Sure Brodeur had a painfully defensive system in front of him for his entire career, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that Roy is an asshole.  Wife-beater.  Dad/coach that sends his son to the other end of the ice to pummel an unwilling participant in a fight.

Congratulations Martin Brodeur, it’s been a pleasure to watch your performance over the last 15 seasons.  And unlike your all-time wins record predecessor, it’s been a pleasure to hear little about your off-ice activities.   Although that affair you had with your wife’s brother’s wife was mildly controversial, but you (being the stand-up guy that you are) ended up marrying her.