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We’re now 364 days away from puck drop at the 2010 Olympics and like any common douchebag would do for TV ratings, Pierre McGuire has chosen Canada’s Olympic squad a year in advance devoid of any use of logic or realistic adjectives.  Here is the list of “breathtaking” Monsters.

We here at Hockeyhead aren’t going to sound off Pierre’s act of douchebaggery like one would assume.  No, it would be premature (something I’m sure Pierre knows a little bit about) to even suggest a roster of any kind a year in advance of a tournament, but Pierre used this method during his days as head-coach of the Hartford Whalers.  Management and ownership was rather upset that Pierre had announced that Robert Petrovicky would be his number 1 snuggle buddy, and that is why he failed.  It’s also why he now calls games from ice level: TSN lets him think that he’s “coaching”.

Who are we kidding, we’ve got to take a shot at that sniveling little faux hawk-wearing weasel Marc Savard.  Sorry Bruins fans, he’s just not that into you.

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